Ingredients
1 Slab – Garlic / Herb Pizza Dough from Trader Joe’s (Fridge Section – in a bag)
1 Head – Broccoli, diced
1 Whole – Roma Tomato, diced
1/3 Bag – Prewashed, Ready-to-Eat Spinach
1/3 Whole – Eggplant, diced
4 Whole – Small White Potatoes, peeled and diced
2 Cups – Crimini Mushrooms, sliced
2/3 Cup – Goat Cheese (Soft)
1 Cereal Bowl – Mozzarella Cheese, shredded
1 Cup – Vodka Sauce
1 Clove – Fresh Garlic, minced
1 Tbsp – Cayenne Pepper
2 Tbsp – Oregano
Some – Olive Oil
Steps
1. Preheat Oven to 400 degrees
2. Open bag of dough, set out to air for 20 min (spread it out a little too)
3. Chop up veggies and garlic, microwave potatoes til warm (3 to 5 min max)
4. Put 2/3 of your broccoli, all spinach, all mushrooms, all eggplant, 1/2 your garlic, and some olive oil into a pan and sautee and stir on med-high heat for a bit (5 min or so), cover and lower heat to med-low
5. Toss or roll dough out to fit your pizza dish
6. Place dough on pizza dish and make the edges thicker by pulling dough out with your fingers
7. Bake for 8 minutes
8. Go make out with your loved one, pee, wash your hands, get some wine, whatever
9. Pull out pizza dough and let sit for 5 minutes
10. Add the rest of the broccoli and all potatoes to the sautee, mix and cover
11. Finish your wine, make out some more
12. Spread Goat Cheese with the back of a spoon all over your dough… evenly if possible, as thick as you want it.
13. Pour on Vodka Sauce, spread out evenly
14. Spread tomato chunks out over pizza, evenly
15. Empty sautee mixture onto pizza, spread evenly
16. Spread Mozz cheese over everything, evenly
17. Sprinkle remaining garlic over cheese, evenly
18. Sprinkle cayenne pepper over pizza, evenly
19. Shake some oregano (to your liking) over pizza
20. Turn oven up to 400 and bake until cheese and crust start to lightly brown, keep watching it like a hawk (varies by oven)
21. Once lightly brown, turn oven to Broil and watch as cheese and crust browns even more! Take out when it looks awesome
22. Cool for 10 to 15 minutes… while watching a rerun of the Simpsons and having another glass of wine
23. Devour pizza with a huge smile!