• Priest Pleads Guilty to Stalking TV Host Conan O’Brien
• Kraft Invents The Twinkie Of Bagels: “Bagelfuls”
• Drunk Newlyweds Tasered
• Police Chase Ends, Goat in Custody
• Trouble is a Man Chased by a Pimp Chicken
I didn’t actually read these articles; and, because they are probably not as amusing as the headlines, I didn’t link them either.