{"id":91,"date":"2008-04-08T19:42:09","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T19:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ariellehaze.com\/?p=91"},"modified":"2010-03-02T20:44:14","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T04:44:14","slug":"todays-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mirdonamy.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Today’s Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2022 Priest Pleads Guilty to Stalking TV Host Conan O’Brien
\n\u2022 Kraft Invents The Twinkie Of Bagels: “Bagelfuls”
\n\u2022 Drunk Newlyweds Tasered
\n\u2022 Police Chase Ends, Goat in Custody
\n\u2022 Trouble is a Man Chased by a Pimp Chicken<\/p>\n

I didn’t actually read these articles; and, because they are probably not as amusing as the headlines, I didn’t link them either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2022 Priest Pleads Guilty to Stalking TV Host Conan O’Brien \u2022 Kraft Invents The Twinkie Of Bagels: “Bagelfuls” \u2022 Drunk Newlyweds Tasered \u2022 Police Chase Ends, Goat in Custody \u2022 Trouble is a Man Chased by a Pimp Chicken I didn’t actually read these articles; and, because they are probably not as amusing as the … <\/p>\n

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