{"id":21,"date":"2007-09-19T21:20:26","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T21:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ariellehaze.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2007-09-19T21:20:26","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T21:20:26","slug":"talk-like-a-pirate-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mirdonamy.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Talk Like a Pirate &#8211; Meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.) What stickers do ye be havin\u2019 on yer car? Cracker (band)<\/p>\n<p>2) What posters do ye be havin\u2019 in yer room? No posters up<\/p>\n<p>3) What do ye hear starboard now? My boss&#8217; boss&#8217; boss conducting a meeting nearby<\/p>\n<p>4) If ye could drink anythin\u2019 starboard this second, what would \u2018t be? XXX Vitamin Water<\/p>\n<p>5) Anythin\u2019 hurt on yer body starboard now? Not right now<\/p>\n<p>6) Who be th\u2019 last swabbie t\u2019 sleep in yer bunk? John &#038; I<\/p>\n<p>7) What`s yer job position called? Assistant Manager of Production: Educational Toys<\/p>\n<p>8) What size rin\u2019 do ye wear? 5<\/p>\n<p>9) Do ye own a camera phone? Yes<\/p>\n<p>10) When`s yer birthday? 7\/30<\/p>\n<p>11) What be yer elementary school`s mascot? Panther<\/p>\n<p>12) What`s yer favorite bottled water? Fiji<\/p>\n<p>13) What`s th\u2019 next concert\/show ye`re goin\u2019 t\u2019 an\u2019 where? Heaven &#038; Hell with Alice Cooper &#038; Queensr\u00ffche in Irvine<\/p>\n<p>14) What be ye doin\u2019 at 11 pm last night? Bar Trivia<\/p>\n<p>15) What`s yer favorite Starbucks drink? White Chocolate Mocha with Mint<\/p>\n<p>16) Do ye exercise as much as ye ortin\u2019 ta? No way, I wish!<\/p>\n<p>17) Did ye attend yer High School prom? Yep<\/p>\n<p>18) Did ye go t\u2019 someone else`s prom? Yes, my ex-Dominik<\/p>\n<p>20) Somethin\u2019 red within 5 feet o\u2019 ye? A Pirate Mickey Mouse Pad<\/p>\n<p>21) Yer last bag o\u2019 chips? I don&#8217;t eat chips<\/p>\n<p>22) Th\u2019 weirdest thin\u2019 ye`ve seen this week? A shaved llama on cute overload<\/p>\n<p>23) Eredone th\u2019 Electric Slide? Nope<\/p>\n<p>24) Starboard or port handed? starboard<\/p>\n<p>25) Sparkly things? oh yes, my precious<\/p>\n<p>26) Ere crash a car or been in an accident? Sadly, yes&#8230; I miss my Focus<\/p>\n<p>27) Do ye look good in yellow? Meh<\/p>\n<p>28) Do ye sin\u2019? Sometimes<\/p>\n<p>29) Eresang in fore o\u2019 a crowd? Karaoke: Toad the Wet Sprocket &#8211; Whatever I Fear<\/p>\n<p>30) Do ye dance? I love to dance<\/p>\n<p>31) Any special talents? I can do tricks with my fingers<\/p>\n<p>32) Least favorite color? Puke yellow<\/p>\n<p>33) Favorite kind o\u2019 pizza? Cheese with mush\/grn pep<\/p>\n<p>34) Erehad Dippin Dots? I have sampled them<\/p>\n<p>35) Eremade fun o\u2019 a homeless swabbie? Only a drunk one, but not to her face<\/p>\n<p>36) How old be ye when ye first got a cell phone? 19<\/p>\n<p>37) How old be ye when ye got yer first car? 16<\/p>\n<p>38) How many drivin\u2019 tickets be havin\u2019 ye had? Too many!<\/p>\n<p>37) How many parkin\u2019 tickets be havin\u2019 ye had? Too many (in college)<\/p>\n<p>40) Do ye own yer own car? Yes<\/p>\n<p>41) Do ye be havin\u2019 insurance? Yes<\/p>\n<p>42) Do ye want t\u2019 get married? One day<\/p>\n<p>43) At what age do ye want t\u2019 get married? By 35 I guess&#8230; no clue<\/p>\n<p>44) Be ye married? Not anymore<\/p>\n<p>45) Be havin\u2019 ye erereceived a restrainin\u2019 order? No, haha<\/p>\n<p>46) At what age do ye want t\u2019 be havin\u2019 kids? Not thinking about that&#8230; no plans<\/p>\n<p>47) What spf suncreen do ye use? 45<\/p>\n<p>48) Ketchup or Mustard? Both<\/p>\n<p>49) When be th\u2019 last time someone deleted ye from the\u2019r myspace? How would I know?!<\/p>\n<p>50) How many times a tides be ye on Myspace? I check it morn&#8217; and night<\/p>\n<p>51) Erebeen kicked ou\u2019 o\u2019 yer homeport? Nope<\/p>\n<p>52) Favorite character on Shipmates? Bart Simpson<\/p>\n<p>53) Ereeat Spam? Ew!<\/p>\n<p>54) Erehad a crush on a teacher? No<\/p>\n<p>55) Favorite stores?  amazon.com and disneystore.com<\/p>\n<p>56) Be havin\u2019 a best matey? Yes<\/p>\n<p>57\/58) Be havin\u2019 a boyfriend\/girlfriend? Yes<\/p>\n<p>59) Place ye want t\u2019 set sail t\u2019? I&#8217;d like to go to Japan<\/p>\n<p>60) If ye could be havin\u2019 anythin\u2019 starboard now what would \u2018t be? A hammock<\/p>\n<p>61) Be ye like yer mom\/dad? A little of each<\/p>\n<p>62) Best part about Winter? The cats get all spazy and fun<\/p>\n<p>63.) Best part about Sprin\u2019? I agree with Erica, baby animals<\/p>\n<p>64) Best part about Summer? Wearing sandals and flips<\/p>\n<p>65) Best part about Fall? The change in weather, the eerie crisp air, Halloween!<\/p>\n<p>66) All time favorite food? Ice cream yay!<\/p>\n<p>67) Future Plans? Lots of them!<\/p>\n<p>68) Favorite number? 22<\/p>\n<p>69) Secret crush? No secret&#8230; I crush on my best mate: John!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.) What stickers do ye be havin\u2019 on yer car? Cracker (band) 2) What posters do ye be havin\u2019 in yer room? No posters up 3) What do ye hear starboard now? My boss&#8217; boss&#8217; boss conducting a meeting nearby 4) If ye could drink anythin\u2019 starboard this second, what would \u2018t be? 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