{"id":120,"date":"2008-06-11T01:16:19","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T01:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mirdonamy.com\/?p=120"},"modified":"2008-06-11T01:16:55","modified_gmt":"2008-06-11T01:16:55","slug":"m-a-s-h","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mirdonamy.com\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"M A S H"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"350\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"font-family:'Arial';font-size:12px;background-image:url('http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_bg.jpg');background-repeat:no-repeat;\">\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\"> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/index.php?trip=833\" title=\"eSpin the Bottle\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_ext_title.gif\" alt=\"Behold... My Future\" title=\"Behold... My Future\" width=\"350\" height=\"150\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"25\"> <\/td>\n<td width=\"100\" align=\"right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_crush.gif\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\"\/><\/td>\n<td width=\"193\" style=\"padding-left:5px;padding-right:2px;\">I will marry <b>John<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td width=\"25\"> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"25\"> <\/td>\n<td width=\"100\" align=\"right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_live_city.gif\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_live_house.gif\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\"\/><\/td>\n<td width=\"193\" style=\"padding-left:5px;padding-right:2px;\">After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in <b>Los Angeles<\/b> in our fabulous <b>Apartment<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td width=\"25\"> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"25\"> <\/td>\n<td width=\"100\" align=\"right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_kids.gif\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\"\/><\/td>\n<td width=\"193\" style=\"padding-left:5px;padding-right:2px;\">We will have <b>0 kid(s)<\/b> together.<\/td>\n<td width=\"25\"> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"25\"> <\/td>\n<td width=\"100\" align=\"right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_car.gif\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_color.gif\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\"\/><\/td>\n<td width=\"193\" style=\"padding-left:5px;padding-right:2px;\">Our family will zoom around in a <b>Purple Motorcycle<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"25\"> <\/td>\n<td width=\"100\" align=\"right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_money.gif\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\"\/><\/td>\n<td width=\"193\" style=\"padding-left:5px;padding-right:2px;\">I will spend my days as a <b>Daily Show Writer<\/b>, and live happily ever after.<\/td>\n<td width=\"25\"> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\"> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/mash-game.php?trip=833\" title=\"whats your future\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.espin.com\/images\/mash\/mash_what_yours.gif\" alt=\"whats your future\" width=\"163\" height=\"33\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\"> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;\" border=0 width=0 height=0 src=\"http:\/\/counters.gigya.com\/wildfire\/CIMP\/bT*xJmx*PTEyMTMxNDY4NzI3MzQmcHQ9MTIxMzE*NjkyNzQwNiZwPTExMDk5MSZkPU1hc2grR2FtZSZuPSZnPTE=.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sounds like my life with a better paying job and a crappier transportation!  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will marry John. 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